The Lord of the Rings: "One does not simply ride into Mordor":

"Mr. Frodo, I don't mean to. I don't mean to."

"Go home Sam."

"The Rock and Pool, they are so cool, juicy sweet!"

You know, they could've just rode the eagles. If an eagle can show up and save them after the fact, they can fly to Mordor. They should've listened to Boromir. He was smart (even though he tried to take the Ring (that was not good)). But hey, it's still a great movie. Return of the King won Best Picture at the Oscars and that really shows just how great it is. Wait, did they just spoil the ending of the movie in the title?